I'm locking the other dudes out of this. It's officially Kyle's blog only.

I can't believe tour starts in... five days? Something like that. It's pretty crazy and I'm always, always, always, kind of floored when it's time to leave home. It's slightly more weird this time, for reasons I will not get into right now. I made the mistake of maxing out my one credit card on things that I will eventually need, but don't need immediately. Therefore, everything will go back to it's place of origin when it all gets to me, in it's neatly unopened packages. Unless Luce thinks it's useful, in which case, I am a whipped man and it'll stay in the house where it belongs.

I'm getting way way way ahead of myself. I'm sort of bursting, but I'm classy and whatever I've got to say, it can wait. I won't announce this to the world before I announce it to my mother. Which I am doing right after I post this blog. I can't decide if I'm dwelling or psyching myself up. Sorry for being so vague, dudes! You'll find out, I promise!

Anyway, tour! Fans! Music! It's all part of what I like to call 'The Best'. I'm right stoked, gotta say. It's gonna be good, because it's always good. Maybe I'll even come out from behind my kit for a stellar cover of a Beatles song or something. Okay, maybe not the Beatles, but the Beatles are great. See you dudes out there!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX, kyle weirdface ransom. the man with the hottest girlfriend alive.